Early voting in Florida

So I'm at the Miami-Dade election comission and I am ready to vote. I was
contemplating voting for the candidate that I agree with the least so I can
freely bitch about the next president, whomever he is.

That would be irresponsible.

If you would like to make up your mind about whom to vote for, you should
take the records of both Mr. Bush and Sen. Kerry and lay them next to each
other, then read Bush's record including his personal life and his
government record then close your eyes and seriously, honestly pretend that he is a democrat... would you vote for him?
Do the same with Kerry and seriously, honestly pretend he was a republican. Would you vote for him?
Either way whoever wins, will be the worst president for the next four

I'll wait for Hillary in 2008.