Sunday, January 03, 2010

Adventures in online dating and scam baiting.

I have been using internet dating sites for some time. One such site is OkCupid, it is free and mostly harmless and I've actually met a few nice people there. This past December 1st I was contacted by a seemingly very cute girl, after a couple of messages she gave me her Yahoo IM screen name. I hardly ever use the thing anymore but I figured I give it the old college try though for reasons that will become obvious to you I was already skeptical of this person. This is the most fun I've had sitting at my computer in a very long time.

Here's the chat in full with some (COMMENTARY). (I've redacted some personal information like my screen names - all her info is there un-edited)

Conversation with andy_juliet1985

(6:47:15 PM) YAHOO!: Hi, I'm OKCUPID! from OkCupid
(6:48:47 PM) andy_juliet1985: Hi
(6:48:58 PM) YAHOO!: How are you doing?
(6:49:03 PM) andy_juliet1985: Fine
(6:49:07 PM) andy_juliet1985: and you?
(6:49:18 PM) YAHOO!: Doing good, getting ready to walk over to the gym
(6:49:33 PM) YAHOO!: just got back from work and I'm sore from yesterday's workout
(6:49:49 PM) andy_juliet1985: oh ok
(6:50:01 PM) andy_juliet1985: what do you do for a living?
(6:50:05 PM) YAHOO!: I just started the gym yesterday
(6:50:31 PM) YAHOO!: I am a network security engineer - and you?
(6:50:53 PM) andy_juliet1985: i am into the sales of golds,beeds and sculptures
(6:51:06 PM) andy_juliet1985: How long have u been on okcupid?
(6:51:16 PM) andy_juliet1985: and what are you looking for?
(6:51:37 PM) YAHOO!: less than a month, I deleted my old account about a year ago and decided to go back
(6:51:50 PM) YAHOO!: did you just join?
(6:52:05 PM) andy_juliet1985: why do u delete your old account?(6:52:23 PM) YAHOO!: becasue it wasn't working for me.
(6:52:34 PM) andy_juliet1985: How?
(6:53:21 PM) YAHOO!: it is harder for men to be on this sites, I have one friend out of it from being on it for a very long time.
(6:54:11 PM) andy_juliet1985: How long have u been searching for true love?..what was your baddest experience on the internet?.
(6:54:13 PM) YAHOO!: never found anybody and I was starting to expand my solcial circle the old fashion way, so I thought it was a bit of a waste of time to be on it.
(6:54:38 PM) andy_juliet1985: ok
(6:55:17 PM) YAHOO!: that was the wrong search to be on, to be quite frank. the search I'm on now will yiled better results
(6:55:42 PM) YAHOO!: how about you?
(6:55:43 PM) andy_juliet1985: why?
(6:55:51 PM) andy_juliet1985: you sound interesting
(6:56:12 PM) andy_juliet1985: what is your worst experience on the internet??
(6:56:24 PM) YAHOO!: haven't had one
(6:56:42 PM) YAHOO!: and i've had very few dates from the internet after many many years
(6:56:54 PM) YAHOO!: do you know what a bot is? (I REALLY THOUGHT I WAS TALKING TO A CHATBOT FOR A SEC)
(6:57:07 PM) andy_juliet1985: nope
(6:57:21 PM) andy_juliet1985: bot?
(6:57:27 PM) YAHOO!: yea
(6:57:55 PM) andy_juliet1985: What is ur name??
(6:58:45 PM) YAHOO!: uhmmm... you've told me very little about yourself
(6:59:21 PM) andy_juliet1985: What do u wanna know about me?
(6:59:26 PM) andy_juliet1985: i`m Juliet
(6:59:35 PM) YAHOO!: hi Juliet, I'm Anthony
(7:00:06 PM) YAHOO!: what's your relationship status, what are you looking for?
(7:00:09 PM) andy_juliet1985: Nice to meet you Anthony
(7:00:17 PM) YAHOO!: basically same questions you've asked me.
(7:01:16 PM) andy_juliet1985: Am looking for a man that will be able to listen to me , communicate his feelings to me , make me laugh, hold and comfort me in need,stand by my side, respect me, passionate lover in every way, support me in everyway, love me and only me, make me smile, protect me when needed, romantic time to time ,constantlyreative, and treat me right
(7:02:17 PM) YAHOO!: how long have you been single?
(7:02:40 PM) andy_juliet1985: i have been single for two years now
(7:02:43 PM) andy_juliet1985: and you?
(7:02:50 PM) YAHOO!: about 5
(7:02:58 PM) YAHOO!: do you date much?
(7:03:04 PM) andy_juliet1985: Nope
(7:03:20 PM) andy_juliet1985: i am new to this online dating
(7:03:28 PM) andy_juliet1985: Looking for something serious
(7:03:45 PM) andy_juliet1985: You are the first person i am talking to on okcupid
(7:03:59 PM) YAHOO!: cool... why me?
(7:04:29 PM) andy_juliet1985: I like your profile so I contacted you
(7:04:35 PM) andy_juliet1985: To get to know u better
(7:04:41 PM) YAHOO!: cool
(7:04:56 PM) YAHOO!: so... what do you do?
(7:05:28 PM) andy_juliet1985: i am into the sales of golds,beeds and sculptures
(7:05:33 PM) YAHOO!: right, sorry
(7:05:33 PM) andy_juliet1985: and you?
(7:06:11 PM) YAHOO!: you had said that. I'm a network security engineer, I do security for the network of the company I work for.
(7:06:20 PM) YAHOO!: what area of miami do you live in?
(7:06:20 PM) andy_juliet1985: ok
(7:06:27 PM) andy_juliet1985: Hialeah
(7:06:29 PM) andy_juliet1985: and you
(7:06:31 PM) andy_juliet1985: ?
(7:06:35 PM) YAHOO!: gables
(7:06:36 PM) andy_juliet1985: and you
(7:06:37 PM) andy_juliet1985: ?
(7:06:48 PM) andy_juliet1985: ok
(7:07:13 PM) YAHOO!: you ever been to the comedy shows in miami lakes?
(7:07:19 PM) andy_juliet1985: But i am presently in westafrica for the shopping of some latest art work
(7:07:24 PM) andy_juliet1985: yeah
(7:07:37 PM) YAHOO!: i'm the cast
(7:07:48 PM) YAHOO!: i'm taking time off right now, but you may have seen me
(7:08:01 PM) YAHOO!: you're in west africa? what time is it there now?
(7:08:20 PM) andy_juliet1985: see you where?
(7:08:34 PM) YAHOO!: at the comedy show in miami lakes
(7:08:55 PM) YAHOO!: where in west africa are you?
(7:09:29 PM) andy_juliet1985: i am in Nigeria
(7:09:32 PM) YAHOO!: so is it about lunch time there now?
(7:09:50 PM) andy_juliet1985: its late in the night
(7:10:18 PM) YAHOO!: is 1985 you year of birth
(7:10:39 PM) andy_juliet1985: Nope
(7:10:43 PM) andy_juliet1985: 1980
(7:10:46 PM) andy_juliet1985: and you?
(7:10:58 PM) YAHOO!: it's in my profile, you didn't see that?
(7:11:20 PM) andy_juliet1985: i can`t remember
(7:11:21 PM) YAHOO!: i'm 42
(7:11:33 PM) andy_juliet1985: ok
(7:11:39 PM) andy_juliet1985: Do you got kids?
(7:11:49 PM) YAHOO!: no, and i've never been married
(7:12:03 PM) YAHOO!: pretty much drama free
(7:12:21 PM) andy_juliet1985: So..what do u really seek for??
(7:13:08 PM) YAHOO!: right now, i want to get to know you and let things happen naturally - no expectations no commitments
(7:13:27 PM) YAHOO!: i'm ok being friends or going further
(7:13:46 PM) andy_juliet1985: no expectations or commitments??
(7:13:59 PM) andy_juliet1985: What do u wanna know about me?
(7:14:10 PM) andy_juliet1985: Feel free to ask me questions
(7:14:33 PM) YAHOO!: have you been married, do you have children?
(7:14:45 PM) andy_juliet1985: Nope
(7:14:51 PM) andy_juliet1985: i`m single
(7:14:57 PM) andy_juliet1985: never been married
(7:15:08 PM) andy_juliet1985: my last relationship really suck
(7:15:13 PM) andy_juliet1985: i hate to remember
(7:15:35 PM) YAHOO!: then don't - it sounds like it was really bad and I wouldn't want to make you talk about it
(7:15:48 PM) andy_juliet1985: ok
(7:15:51 PM) andy_juliet1985: thanks
(7:15:58 PM) YAHOO!: when are you coming back?
(7:16:42 PM) andy_juliet1985: i will be back as soon as i am thru with my shopping here
(7:16:57 PM) andy_juliet1985: i`ll like to meet you in person
(7:17:00 PM) YAHOO!: how long have you been there?
(7:17:26 PM) andy_juliet1985: i have been here for a week now
(7:17:49 PM) andy_juliet1985: i will be back next 2weeks
(7:18:07 PM) YAHOO!: do you have family here?
(7:18:24 PM) andy_juliet1985: Nope
(7:18:35 PM) andy_juliet1985: i lost my mum when i was a kid
(7:18:43 PM) andy_juliet1985: and my dad 2years ago
(7:18:51 PM) YAHOO!: how aweful
(7:18:56 PM) YAHOO!: any siblings?
(7:19:14 PM) andy_juliet1985: i`m the only child of my parent
(7:19:50 PM) andy_juliet1985: About my family its a long story to tell and touching that make me share tears whenever i remembered the past. (AND SO IT BEGINS)
(7:20:22 PM) YAHOO!: where did you grow up? geography - you don't have to talk about your family if you don't want to.
(7:20:53 PM) andy_juliet1985: we are on here to get to know eachother better
(7:21:05 PM) andy_juliet1985: i grew up in the uk
(7:21:21 PM) YAHOO!: are you english?
(7:21:33 PM) andy_juliet1985: I came out from a good combination of two, my Mom is from UK while Dad is a native of America,
(7:21:59 PM) YAHOO!: cool
(7:23:43 PM) andy_juliet1985: i will count it ,I have a big Family because i dont know much about my Moms family in the United Kingdom, while my Dads part is very small, Unfortunatly i lost my Father by a car accident, this happened about 2 years ago, and didnt grew up to know whom my mum was (HERE'S THE SCAM SETUP)
(7:23:45 PM) YAHOO!: was your dad from down here in florida?
(7:23:54 PM) andy_juliet1985: yup
(7:24:35 PM) YAHOO!: that is a horrible loss...
(7:25:59 PM) YAHOO!: I won't say all the platitudes I'm sure you're tired of hearing by now. But I recognize how difficult your life has been due to those very major losses.
(7:26:22 PM) andy_juliet1985: yeah
(7:26:27 PM) YAHOO!: why is andy in your name?
(7:26:34 PM) YAHOO!: screen name
(7:27:07 PM) andy_juliet1985: andy is my first name
(7:27:10 PM) andy_juliet1985: my dads name
(7:27:28 PM) YAHOO!: and 1985, is that when you lost your mum?
(7:28:26 PM) andy_juliet1985: yeah
(7:28:38 PM) andy_juliet1985: my dad told i lost my mum when i was 5years old
(7:29:07 PM) YAHOO!: how where you in the UK (and where?)
(7:29:39 PM) andy_juliet1985: my dad and mum met in the uk
(7:30:04 PM) andy_juliet1985: i was living with my mum cousin till i was 15yrs
(7:30:05 PM) YAHOO!: i mean how long where you there and where? (sorry brain thinking question was not getting to fingers)
(7:30:26 PM) YAHOO!: ah good u understood my giberish
(7:30:32 PM) andy_juliet1985: i do come to the us for holiday
(7:30:42 PM) YAHOO!: brb
(7:31:00 PM) andy_juliet1985: But my dad later said he want to come and finally stay with him
(7:31:11 PM) andy_juliet1985: k
(7:33:44 PM) YAHOO!: hi
(7:34:04 PM) YAHOO!: what was that like for you, coming back to your dad?
(7:34:06 PM) andy_juliet1985: i am here
(7:34:18 PM) andy_juliet1985: i really love it
(7:34:33 PM) YAHOO!: good
(7:34:51 PM) andy_juliet1985: i still miss my Dad because of the courage and advises he use to give to me about life , but i am glad i am whom i am today.
(7:35:52 PM) YAHOO!: i'm glad to hear you say that. you will be missing him always. but it is good that you see the good he did in your life.
(7:36:17 PM) andy_juliet1985: yeah
(7:36:24 PM) andy_juliet1985: he make all i am today
(7:36:34 PM) andy_juliet1985: i inherit all his property
(7:36:43 PM) andy_juliet1985: as the only child
(7:37:09 PM) andy_juliet1985: only that i can`t get his wil cos i am still single (HERE'S THE SCAM)
(7:37:24 PM) YAHOO!: i see
(7:38:25 PM) andy_juliet1985: can u tell me about your last relationship?
(7:38:37 PM) YAHOO!: what would you like to know?
(7:38:59 PM) andy_juliet1985: tell me about your family background first
(7:39:20 PM) YAHOO!: what would you like to know about that?
(7:39:35 PM) andy_juliet1985: tell me about your family
(7:39:40 PM) andy_juliet1985: anything
(7:39:55 PM) YAHOO!: well, we were dirt poor (I BEGIN THE COUNTER-SCAM - from this point on I'm mostly lying)
(7:40:31 PM) YAHOO!: i have 6 sisters and 8 brothers, my dad was a construction worker and mom was a cook
(7:41:16 PM) YAHOO!: i left the family when I was 17 and have not talked to them since then
(7:41:32 PM) andy_juliet1985: why??
(7:42:14 PM) YAHOO!: I've stayed in touch with some relatives that tell me what's going on
(7:42:35 PM) YAHOO!: dad died sometime ago from cirrosis of the liver - he drank way too much
(7:43:54 PM) YAHOO!: some of my brothers are in jail, one of my sisters commited suicide and the rest married some pretty shady characters
(7:44:08 PM) YAHOO!: I don't need to be around that which is why I left
(7:44:21 PM) andy_juliet1985: i am sorry to hear this
(7:44:44 PM) andy_juliet1985: so..how do u survive?
(7:45:00 PM) YAHOO!: i've come to accept it.
(7:45:23 PM) YAHOO!: not my fault - it just happened to be where I landed on this planet
(7:45:45 PM) YAHOO!: it ws hard to get here, but I am ok with it now, i wasn't for a very long time
(7:46:37 PM) andy_juliet1985: ok
(7:46:45 PM) andy_juliet1985: How much do u get in a week? (CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS???)
(7:46:53 PM) andy_juliet1985: Can u survive with it?
(7:47:08 PM) YAHOO!: what do you mean. money?
(7:47:15 PM) YAHOO!: yeah i do fine
(7:47:30 PM) YAHOO!: i can't spend much but i get by
(7:47:54 PM) andy_juliet1985: what?
(7:48:17 PM) YAHOO!: u want to know how much money I make?
(7:48:26 PM) andy_juliet1985: Nope
(7:48:33 PM) andy_juliet1985: Just been curious
(7:48:44 PM) andy_juliet1985: i want to know how u survive
(7:48:48 PM) andy_juliet1985: thats it
(7:49:01 PM) YAHOO!: i have great friends, they're my family
(7:49:07 PM) andy_juliet1985: you said you are from a poor family of fouteen children
(7:49:25 PM) YAHOO!: i've been lucky with the friendships if made throughout my life
(7:49:43 PM) andy_juliet1985: ok
(7:49:55 PM) YAHOO!: i'm not lonely, haven't been for a long time
(7:50:21 PM) andy_juliet1985: what are you doing on okcupid
(7:50:30 PM) andy_juliet1985: if you are not lonely
(7:51:36 PM) YAHOO!: trying to meet women who are also looking to meet men
(7:51:45 PM) andy_juliet1985: yeah
(7:52:00 PM) YAHOO!: kinda of a straight answer you already know that you don't know by going out
(7:52:12 PM) YAHOO!: plus i spend so much time behind computers it is just easy for me
(7:52:40 PM) andy_juliet1985: how many woman have u met on here?
(7:53:17 PM) YAHOO!: so far 1 in person who has become a good friend and a few i;ve chatted, very fiew on line
(7:54:09 PM) andy_juliet1985: how many people are you talking to now?
(7:54:35 PM) YAHOO!: right now just you
(7:54:55 PM) andy_juliet1985: ok
(7:55:00 PM) YAHOO!: i get very few answers to my contacts and rarely have anyone contact me first
(7:55:22 PM) YAHOO!: it used to bother me but not anymore
(7:55:28 PM) andy_juliet1985: thats because we `ve been destined to meet
(7:56:06 PM) YAHOO!: could be
(7:56:14 PM) YAHOO!: are you religious?
(7:56:34 PM) andy_juliet1985: i am a christian
(7:56:38 PM) andy_juliet1985: A catholic
(7:56:42 PM) andy_juliet1985: and you?
(7:57:17 PM) YAHOO!: i'm a devout atheist
(7:58:00 PM) andy_juliet1985: ok
(7:58:07 PM) andy_juliet1985: do you smoke?
(7:58:14 PM) YAHOO!: nope
(7:58:17 PM) YAHOO!: do you?
(7:58:25 PM) andy_juliet1985: or drink alcoholic?
(7:58:42 PM) YAHOO!: i drink socialy and rarely enough to get drunk
(7:58:49 PM) YAHOO!: do you smoke or drink?
(7:59:24 PM) andy_juliet1985: nope
(7:59:28 PM) andy_juliet1985: not a smoker
(7:59:39 PM) andy_juliet1985: i drink but not alcoholic
(8:00:14 PM) YAHOO!: you drink, but you are not an alcoholic? is that what you men?
(8:00:18 PM) YAHOO!: mean?
(8:00:32 PM) andy_juliet1985: yeah
(8:00:47 PM) YAHOO!: how about 420? how do you feel about that?
(8:01:29 PM) andy_juliet1985: i don`t really like it
(8:01:48 PM) YAHOO!: have you tried?
(8:02:47 PM) andy_juliet1985: nope
(8:02:49 PM) YAHOO!: i'm not a 420 user but I don't have a problem with it, I will socially if the opportunity presents itself have some - but that is also rare.
(8:02:53 PM) andy_juliet1985: i told u i don`t drink
(8:03:50 PM) andy_juliet1985: what do u want to know about me??
(8:04:26 PM) YAHOO!: have you ever lived anywhere other than the UK or florida? (YAHOO PROFILE SAYS THAT THE LOCATION IS MASSACHUSSETS - PROFILE APPEARS TO HAVE BEEN DELETED NOW)
(8:05:54 PM) andy_juliet1985: Nope
(8:06:46 PM) YAHOO!: where abouts do you live in hialieah? (I live near XXXXX)
(8:07:11 PM) andy_juliet1985: i live in Hialeah
(8:07:32 PM) YAHOO!: hialeah is pretty big? what's close to you there?
(8:08:51 PM) andy_juliet1985: not far from the country tower
(8:09:28 PM) YAHOO!: where is the country tower (i've never heard of it)
(8:09:46 PM) andy_juliet1985: You never been there before??
(8:10:13 PM) YAHOO!: I lived near Palm ave for one year
(8:10:26 PM) YAHOO!: I know the city extremely well.
(8:11:14 PM) andy_juliet1985: i mean my house is not far from the city tower
(8:11:23 PM) andy_juliet1985: thats how i describe it
(8:11:54 PM) YAHOO!: where's the city tower? what street/ave?
(8:12:24 PM) YAHOO!: i think i know what you're talking about (i mostly talk to hispanic people there in spanish, so they may not call it that)
(8:13:45 PM) andy_juliet1985: you are inquisitive
(8:14:00 PM) YAHOO!: so are you :)
(8:14:35 PM) YAHOO!: did you go to college? if so where?
(8:14:43 PM) andy_juliet1985: yeah
(8:14:47 PM) andy_juliet1985: in the UK
(8:15:05 PM) YAHOO!: k
(8:15:14 PM) andy_juliet1985: AND YOU?
(8:15:22 PM) YAHOO!: in and out
(8:15:42 PM) YAHOO!: never finished, too arrogant for most professors, always got in trouble
(8:15:56 PM) andy_juliet1985: You are funny
(8:16:43 PM) YAHOO!: how do you feel about sex? (i know I'm asking a catholic, but everyone is different)
(8:17:07 PM) andy_juliet1985: its good to have it with the right man
(8:17:46 PM) YAHOO!: and about sexual preference? what do you think about that?
(8:18:41 PM) andy_juliet1985: Are you for sex?
(8:18:50 PM) andy_juliet1985: or for a serious relationship
(8:19:18 PM) YAHOO!: I'm for meeting people and getting to know them - whatever happens, happens
(8:19:45 PM) YAHOO!: and sexual preference means - how do you feel about homosexuality and lifestyle choices people make?
(8:21:15 PM) andy_juliet1985: I said sex is a good thing but with right man
(8:22:00 PM) YAHOO!: i see
(8:22:50 PM) YAHOO!: are you uncomfortable talking about sexuality (not sex - two different things)
(8:22:57 PM) YAHOO!: ?
(8:23:57 PM) andy_juliet1985: Sex is mandatory in a relationship
(8:24:24 PM) andy_juliet1985: But i don`t think we can get to know about our sex performance on here
(8:24:47 PM) andy_juliet1985: Just wait maybe we gonna have it together u can`t say...lol
(8:25:00 PM) YAHOO!: :)
(8:25:54 PM) andy_juliet1985: I am a woman of integrity and my word is my honor!.
(8:26:01 PM) YAHOO!: i wasn't talking about sex as in the act of having sex and doing sexual things. i wanted to know how you felt about gay people because I have some friends who are gay and they are very important to me.
(8:26:47 PM) andy_juliet1985: Are u also gay?
(8:26:52 PM) andy_juliet1985: Be honest to me
(8:27:01 PM) YAHOO!: no i'm not
(8:27:41 PM) andy_juliet1985: oh ok
(8:28:03 PM) YAHOO!: i'm talking to you, aren't I?
(8:28:25 PM) andy_juliet1985: yeah..you are
(8:29:23 PM) YAHOO!: i have a question
(8:29:45 PM) andy_juliet1985: Feel free to ask?
(8:30:14 PM) YAHOO!: have you been completely truthful with everything you've told me so far? - Here's your chance to say anything you may have "tweaked"
(8:30:42 PM) andy_juliet1985: Yeah
(8:30:46 PM) andy_juliet1985: why do you ask me?
(8:31:23 PM) YAHOO!: Just curious.
(8:32:16 PM) YAHOO!: Ok here's another question...
(8:34:00 PM) YAHOO!: Would you say from what I've I told you about me so far that I have a strong understanding of the world, specifically how the internet works, and internet culture in particular. Remember that my job is to do network security. (I COULDN'T BE ANY MORE OBVIOUS THAN THIS COULD I?)
(8:34:40 PM) andy_juliet1985: yeah
(8:34:44 PM) andy_juliet1985: you told me that
(8:35:29 PM) YAHOO!: You say you will be back in the US in two weeks or so?
(8:35:45 PM) andy_juliet1985: yeah
(8:36:02 PM) andy_juliet1985: 15december
(8:36:12 PM) YAHOO!: cool
(8:37:45 PM) YAHOO!: and you want to meet me in person?
(8:38:04 PM) andy_juliet1985: yeah
(8:38:06 PM) andy_juliet1985: and you
(8:38:18 PM) andy_juliet1985: won`t you like to meet me in person??
(8:38:21 PM) YAHOO!: of course
(8:39:04 PM) YAHOO!: tell me where we should meet - name a specific place please.
(8:39:36 PM) andy_juliet1985: we can meet in my house
(8:39:44 PM) andy_juliet1985: i stay in Hialeah
(8:39:56 PM) andy_juliet1985: or i can fly directly to you from here
(8:41:00 PM) YAHOO!: do you have any more pictures of you you can send me?
(8:41:19 PM) andy_juliet1985: yeah
(8:41:26 PM) andy_juliet1985: i`ll like to see you too
(8:41:41 PM) YAHOO!: all the pictures in okcupid are current
(8:41:47 PM) YAHOO!: oldest one is from 2005
(8:41:57 PM) YAHOO!: 2006 actually
(8:42:13 PM) andy_juliet1985: ok
(8:42:38 PM) YAHOO!: send the pictures to MYEMAIL!@MYEMAIL! (I GAVE A GARBAGE EMAIL)
(8:43:27 PM) YAHOO!: how come there's so many haitians in hialeah?
(8:43:47 PM) YAHOO!: and mexicans too? I never understood that.
(8:44:05 PM) YAHOO!: is like the whole town is run by them. (HIALEAH MAJORITY DEMOGRAPHIC IS CUBAN AS IS ITS GOV.)
(8:44:14 PM) andy_juliet1985: i don`t really look at people
(8:44:23 PM) andy_juliet1985: there is a lot of white there
(8:44:33 PM) YAHOO!: i'm not white
(8:45:01 PM) YAHOO!: but i always felt like it was either mexicans or haitians i always met there.
(8:45:27 PM) YAHOO!: not that many cubans, which is kinda weird for miami
(8:45:50 PM) YAHOO!: did u send me the pics?
(8:46:55 PM) andy_juliet1985: Not now?
(8:47:02 PM) andy_juliet1985: we are still talking on here
(8:47:08 PM) andy_juliet1985: can i see u on webcam?
(8:47:27 PM) YAHOO!: do you have a webcam?
(8:48:28 PM) andy_juliet1985: Nope
(8:48:30 PM) andy_juliet1985: and you?
(8:48:50 PM) andy_juliet1985: the laptop i am using here got no webcam
(8:49:20 PM) YAHOO!: what city of nigeria are you in now?
(8:50:30 PM) andy_juliet1985: Ondo-state
(8:51:52 PM) YAHOO!: how's the weather?
(8:52:00 PM) andy_juliet1985: Hot
(8:52:38 PM) YAHOO!: how did you end up going there?
(8:53:22 PM) andy_juliet1985: i came here for the shopping of some latest art sculptures
(8:53:28 PM) andy_juliet1985: its cheaper here
(8:53:40 PM) andy_juliet1985: i inherit it from my late dad
(8:53:59 PM) andy_juliet1985: I have been to so many part of the world
(8:54:28 PM) andy_juliet1985: Once to australia,japan and so many european country
(8:54:33 PM) YAHOO!: so you can fly to the gables airport instead of the hialeah airport then? (DESPICABLE ME - no airports in either city)
(8:55:12 PM) andy_juliet1985: Yeah
(8:55:22 PM) andy_juliet1985: u wanna pick me up?
(8:55:29 PM) YAHOO!: sure
(8:55:41 PM) andy_juliet1985: Thats cool
(8:55:43 PM) YAHOO!: on the 15th
(8:55:47 PM) andy_juliet1985: :)
(8:55:50 PM) andy_juliet1985: yeah
(8:56:08 PM) andy_juliet1985: i will spend some days with you before going to Hialeah
(8:56:10 PM) YAHOO!: how long have you lived in hialiah near the city tower?
(8:56:15 PM) andy_juliet1985: do you have a car??
(8:56:24 PM) YAHOO!: i have a motorcycle
(8:56:49 PM) andy_juliet1985: you gonna pick me up with a motorcycle??
(8:57:00 PM) YAHOO!: i can borrow my friends car
(8:57:18 PM) andy_juliet1985: i live at 7981west 29thlane.Hialeah fl
(8:57:38 PM) andy_juliet1985: why don`t you have a car?
(8:57:54 PM) YAHOO!: that's a really long drive, you might want to fly from here. (MUAHAHAHA - 20 MINUTE DRIVE)
(8:58:17 PM) YAHOO!: i wanted to always feel the wind in my hair, so i sold my car and kept the motorcycle (I'M BALD)
(8:58:25 PM) andy_juliet1985: ok
(8:58:39 PM) andy_juliet1985: Yeah..we can fly together
(8:58:55 PM) YAHOO!: seriously? (REALLY, SERIOUSLY???)
(8:59:09 PM) andy_juliet1985: yeah
(8:59:20 PM) andy_juliet1985: Do u have a cell phone
(8:59:26 PM) andy_juliet1985: so that i can call you??
(8:59:42 PM) YAHOO!: when are you going to call me?
(8:59:53 PM) andy_juliet1985: anytime
(9:00:00 PM) andy_juliet1985: Gimme ur number
(9:01:17 PM) YAHOO!: hang on i just switched numbers and I don't remember it
(9:01:35 PM) andy_juliet1985: How do u mean?
(9:01:47 PM) YAHOO!: 305-777-3456 (MOVIEPHONE)
(9:02:05 PM) YAHOO!: i just switched phone companies and they wouldn't port my number
(9:02:20 PM) YAHOO!: i haven't memorized the new number yet
(9:02:59 PM) andy_juliet1985: are u sure this is your number?
(9:03:06 PM) YAHOO!: why?
(9:03:13 PM) YAHOO!: did you just call it?
(9:03:21 PM) andy_juliet1985: yeah
(9:03:27 PM) andy_juliet1985: not ringing
(9:03:39 PM) YAHOO!: you dial a 1 first?
(9:04:04 PM) andy_juliet1985: nope
(9:04:27 PM) YAHOO!: or here, try my work cell phone (305) 944-9101 (MIAMI FBI OFFICE)
(9:04:38 PM) YAHOO!: i don't know how you would dial from nigeria
(9:04:48 PM) YAHOO!: but you would, i mean you must call here all the time
(9:05:37 PM) andy_juliet1985: i don`t have anyone to call there
(9:05:38 PM) andy_juliet1985: i will call u tomorrow
(9:06:57 PM) YAHOO!: listen "Juliet" you clearly have never been anywhere near hialeah. it was fun stringing you along. the gables is a 15 minute drive from there and there are no airports in either city - you are unbelieavable. (THE SHOE DROPS)
(9:07:32 PM) YAHOO!: you're a "business/sales" person that doesn't have anyone to call?
(9:08:05 PM) andy_juliet1985: you are playing me on here
(9:08:21 PM) andy_juliet1985: i cant believe i am falling for a player
(9:08:30 PM) YAHOO!: and moreover, you'd have a really hard time finding mexicans or haitians in hialieah, being that the ethnic majority of the city is neither
(9:08:50 PM) andy_juliet1985: i told theres no mexicans there
(9:08:54 PM) andy_juliet1985: thats wht i said
(9:08:58 PM) YAHOO!: a player? you're the obvious scam artist
(9:09:18 PM) andy_juliet1985: Take care
(9:09:20 PM) andy_juliet1985: Bye
(9:09:28 PM) YAHOO!: why does your yahoo profile say you are in massachussets
(9:10:03 PM) YAHOO!: go earn a real living and stop trying to scam people, i'm submitting this chat to okcupid so they can kick you out.
(9:10:38 PM) andy_juliet1985: and what are you gonna gain from it?
(9:11:28 PM) YAHOO!: i find it interesting you are not denying being a scam artist
(9:11:50 PM) andy_juliet1985: Listen...i am just been confused
(9:11:52 PM) YAHOO!: "my father left me money I can only collect if I get married" pulease!
(9:12:09 PM) YAHOO!: it's been quite entertaining really
(9:12:25 PM) YAHOO!: you could make honest money writing stuff like this, I mean that. (I BEGIN TO TRY TO REFORM THIS IDIOT)
(9:12:49 PM) YAHOO!: I actually have come to like you a bit
(9:13:03 PM) andy_juliet1985: you gave me your number
(9:13:11 PM) andy_juliet1985: a scammer can`t call you
(9:13:15 PM) YAHOO!: i think this is the most fun I've had at my computer
(9:13:18 PM) andy_juliet1985: Do u think i am a liar
(9:13:42 PM) YAHOO!: in short, yes'
(9:13:52 PM) andy_juliet1985: you are not the only man on earth
(9:13:56 PM) andy_juliet1985: bye
(9:14:08 PM) YAHOO!: i KNOW you are lying because I fed you information anyone who lives anywhere near me would know
(9:14:20 PM) YAHOO!: don't go it's just etting interesting now
(9:14:24 PM) andy_juliet1985: this is the greatest embarrasment of mylife
(9:14:41 PM) YAHOO!: why are you embarrased, just you and me know about it... for now
(9:14:56 PM) YAHOO!: what were you really trying to accomplish here,?
(9:15:22 PM) YAHOO!: I wasn't lying about doing computer security, I really do that so this has been most educating for me.
(9:15:45 PM) YAHOO!: I've never talked to someone like you - it is exciing.
(9:15:50 PM) andy_juliet1985: In actual fact
(9:16:07 PM) andy_juliet1985: i won`t lie to you because u knew wht i am up to now
(9:16:22 PM) YAHOO!: cool
(9:16:35 PM) andy_juliet1985: i am originally from miami ,Hialeah
(9:16:46 PM) andy_juliet1985: i can give u my house adress
(9:17:01 PM) andy_juliet1985: my dad died when 15years ago
(9:17:12 PM) andy_juliet1985: my mum is from Nigeria
(9:17:21 PM) andy_juliet1985: But my dad from the state
(9:17:33 PM) YAHOO!: the photo in the profile, not you is it?
(9:17:36 PM) andy_juliet1985: we left for nigeria after the death of my dad
(9:17:45 PM) andy_juliet1985: its my photo
(9:17:51 PM) andy_juliet1985: i am honest now
(9:18:01 PM) andy_juliet1985: Since then i have been living in agony
(9:18:09 PM) andy_juliet1985: cos the weather here is bad
(9:18:22 PM) andy_juliet1985: and my dad family inherit all is property
(9:18:32 PM) andy_juliet1985: expect the house he got in maiami
(9:18:34 PM) YAHOO!: you're unbeliavable!
(9:18:38 PM) andy_juliet1985: i wanna come back home
(9:18:46 PM) YAHOO!: this is so much fun!
(9:19:04 PM) andy_juliet1985: take care
(9:19:06 PM) andy_juliet1985: bye
(9:19:09 PM) YAHOO!: I'm literaly laughing out loud
(9:19:13 PM) YAHOO!: don't go
(9:19:15 PM) YAHOO!: please
(9:19:19 PM) YAHOO!: this is fun
(9:19:25 PM) YAHOO!: please stay
(9:20:00 PM) andy_juliet1985: what do u still need from me??
(9:20:25 PM) YAHOO!: i want to see if this has ever worked for you, ijust have to know
(9:20:42 PM) andy_juliet1985: leave me alone
(9:20:49 PM) andy_juliet1985: do u think i am a liar
(9:20:59 PM) andy_juliet1985: i told u the truth u don`t beleieve me
(9:21:12 PM) andy_juliet1985: thats why i wanna tell lie maybe u will belivee
(9:21:13 PM) YAHOO!: no i don't THINK you are a liar
(9:21:28 PM) andy_juliet1985: you called me a liar
(9:22:23 PM) YAHOO!: here's the thing. there's some lonely people in this dating sites and what you are doing is wrong, and there is no good reason to prey on them. regardless of what your living conditions are.
(9:22:55 PM) YAHOO!: how would you feel if someone came and lied to you to take your money or something else you valued?
(9:23:19 PM) YAHOO!: life has a funny way of making you pay for the evil deed you commit.
(9:23:45 PM) YAHOO!: no matter how starving or abused you might have been.
(9:24:05 PM) andy_juliet1985: you touched me (WHAT BALLS!!!)
(9:24:11 PM) YAHOO!: so how about it... has this ever worked?
(9:24:19 PM) andy_juliet1985: But there is nothing i can do to survive
(9:24:33 PM) andy_juliet1985: don`t ask me that
(9:24:43 PM) YAHOO!: if that's what you believe in your heart, then you are right.
(9:24:58 PM) YAHOO!: there's nothing you can do to survive
(9:25:14 PM) YAHOO!: so i guess it has worked then.
(9:25:40 PM) YAHOO!: you have a talent you are not seeing.
(9:25:41 PM) andy_juliet1985: nope
(9:25:50 PM) YAHOO!: you are very creative.
(9:25:53 PM) andy_juliet1985: leave me alone
(9:26:02 PM) YAHOO!: you can make a decent and honest living from that
(9:26:10 PM) andy_juliet1985: you are nt ready to help me out and u abusing me
(9:26:17 PM) andy_juliet1985: how??
(9:26:25 PM) YAHOO!: i'm telling you because my hobby is the theater and I come across some very unimaginative people
(9:26:56 PM) andy_juliet1985: Thanks
(9:26:57 PM) YAHOO!: i'm not abusing you. (in case you haven't noticed, you cannot manipulate me with guilt)
(9:27:44 PM) YAHOO!: I am personally trying to write a story, which has a very good basis and theme, but I run out of steam and have a hard time writing it.
(9:28:06 PM) andy_juliet1985: How?
(9:28:33 PM) YAHOO!: well i run out of things to say and I know there's more to exploring it.
(9:29:22 PM) YAHOO!: like you for example, I don't mean this in a bad way. Your english is very good, but I knew very quickly that you were not raised in the UK
(9:29:49 PM) YAHOO!: but you stuck to it, even when I am sure you knew I had my doubts
(9:30:10 PM) andy_juliet1985: you sound interesting (TENACIOUS!)
(9:30:26 PM) YAHOO!: and that's where I fail... I don't stick to the story, i don't trust it enough
(9:31:21 PM) YAHOO!: anyway I hope I am not teaching you how to be a better scam artist here. I hope that instead you realize that your thoughts determine your reality and that if you believe it, you can get out of whatever situation you are in.
(9:31:43 PM) YAHOO!: nothing lasts forever, things pass and people can change as I hae.
(9:31:56 PM) andy_juliet1985: yeah
(9:32:04 PM) andy_juliet1985: i think i can change too
(9:32:28 PM) YAHOO!: thinking is not enough you have to know it, and that will not happen over night
(9:33:34 PM) andy_juliet1985: ok tha nks
(9:33:37 PM) andy_juliet1985: bye
(9:33:41 PM) andy_juliet1985: ok tha nks
(9:33:42 PM) YAHOO!: I have to go, but please stop trying to do this to people. It is very painful for them to be used like this. I don't know about you but I am in agony when I find out I've hurt someone.
(9:33:44 PM) andy_juliet1985: bye
(9:34:46 PM) YAHOO!: oh
(9:34:50 PM) YAHOO!: one last question
(9:34:58 PM) andy_juliet1985: wht?
(9:35:06 PM) YAHOO!: are you really a girl?
(9:35:16 PM) andy_juliet1985: nope
(9:35:19 PM) andy_juliet1985: a guy
(9:35:28 PM) YAHOO!: I thought so
(9:36:01 PM) andy_juliet1985: i told u i am a girl bt u wont believe me
(9:36:23 PM) YAHOO!: well, can you blame me? after so many lies?
(9:36:51 PM) andy_juliet1985: i am getting mad at u
(9:37:00 PM) andy_juliet1985: stop calling me liar
(9:37:20 PM) YAHOO!: well you admitted to lying? or was that a lie too?
(9:37:34 PM) andy_juliet1985: bye

1 comment:

  1. Great stuff :) Keep it coming...

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